A leading British Conservative MP and Minister was ‘outed’ this week by the country’s newspapers who insisted that he was heterosexual. The media interviewed a former close friend of the politician who went on a recent holiday to Spain with the Minister and his wife “The couple were clearly very much in love,” said the friend. “They were very tactile and at night, and even in the afternoon, I could hear the frenzied sounds of love-making coming from their room.” An insider denied that previous revelations – that the minister employed a young male assistant who regularly slept in the politician’s grace and favour apartment, were part of a crude smokescreen to make the politician ‘appear homosexual’. “No this guy really is heterosexual,” the former close friend said, “his wife isn’t just someone he met at Cambridge who helps him maintain the illusion of being gay. They really are a hetero couple. I was shocked.”
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