Two leading airlines are poised to announce that first class passengers will be able to sleep with a member of cabin staff in the event of a crash. The new measure is the first of a raft of offers designed to boost falling numbers of first class bookings. According to airline news sources, the measures will mean that in the event of a life-threatening crash first-class passengers will be able to choose a member of cabin staff to have sex with. Its thought that cabin staff were initially resistant to the measures but changed their minds when a large payout was guaranteed to their surviving family members. Economy class passengers will be allowed to help themselves to as many drinks and snacks as they want in the event of a major systems failure that is likely to end in a death said airline industry spokesperson.
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