Hitler Says Greek Debt Is Serious Global Issue

The Greek debt crisis is a serious global issue said former German leader Adolf Hitler speaking at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester today. A source said Hitler addressed delegates at a secret meeting. "We must do something about the Greeks," said Hitler. "They will take the whole of Europe down with them. It is time for action." The Former leader of Germany, France, Poland, Czechoslavakia and several other European countries - including Greece - said the current situation would not have happened in the past. "Not on my watch," said Hitler. His remarks were greeted positively by the delegates. Its alleged a  Conservative Minister personally thanked the former French leader for his remarks and reminded Conservatives of Hitler's record on gay and human rights.