Revealed: Minister’s secret meetings with Unemployed
The full scale of the long-term unemployed’s secret lobbying of senior Members of the Government can be revealed. Private memos and documents have been leaked to several web-sites and political blogs. According to the documents several men and women who are long-term unemployed have met or communicated with senior Treasury officials and Cabinet Ministers. The long-term unemployed are working furiously behind the scenes to limit any changes to the ways benefits are paid or the amounts being paid. It is believed they told ministers that £50 a week was already enough for a grown adult to live on in England and any further changes or Government plans to overhaul the system were unnecessary. They have also lobbied intensively to be forced into taking more low or unpaid ‘slave’ labour work with British supermarkets responsible for the mass consumption of carcinogenic foods manufactured by farming conglomerates with links to European far-right and neo-nazi parties. Its alleged that British Minister George Osborne personally met members of the long-term unemployed in Archway Town Café where tea and toast with peanut butter comes to only £1.60. Government insiders have denied the claims saying that members of the Conservative Government never meet or speak to poor people. Unless it is to ask them to clean things off the floor. Or simply fuck off.
Its also alleged that Osborne attended a meeting of secret Hamburger group who are a group of rich and powerful people committed to discussing the merits of extreme right-wing frozen meat products.